Not the heart of UK balconing competition, but the hen parties...

UK tourists may be the world champions at Balconing (

https://www.balcon.ing/) … and for an eye-popping 15 consecutive editions. But they prefer to compete in Spain.

But in Portugal, it’s the drunken hen parties where future bridesmaids make loud guttural sounds and backstroke in streets filled with their own vomit at 5am. They need to organize a similar international competition for hen parties, because their athletes are truly world class.